Wednesday, April 12, 2006

MURDERER!!!

.........I want everyone to know that my husband is a murderer!! Yes he looks meek and mild but when the chips are down he is a murderer. This morning he set out to clean the gutters knowing full well that he and Marc had watched a bird build a nest in the end of one. Well he just took his hose and blew that nest to shreds. Then he captured the EGG!
.......His story is that he looked for the nest and didn't see it until it blew up. SURE, sure. So know I have a itsy tiny orphan egg on my counter. What can I do??? Nothing?? I have considered tucking it in my bra for the duration but there is not much in there to warm the little bugger and then what if I smush it as I likely would................. So I guess I just have to accept that there will be one less bird of this variety in the NW this year. Just PLEASE, no one report us to the SPCA or GreenPeace. OK?
........Oh and when the daddy bird came looking for his nest, what does hubby do? He appoligized to the poor bird. I am so sure the bird was impressed.

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